Thursday, December 13, 2007

The doctor is in. *flips sign in PXG chat room*

I decided to put my Psychology 20 course to good use today. Here's a transcript of what happened, and how I discovered a new, incurable pathos...


[azari] 7:39 am: puts on an obviously fake mustache and beard, then drags the Comfy Chair of the Chat Room next to the Couch of the Chat Room.
[azari] 7:39 am: Okay. Vat ish de problem? You cannot communicate? Why ish dish?
[Tigurus] 7:40 am: 8s
[azari] 7:40 am: I think ve need to vork through your hesitations before ve can access de TVRUE problem with dish feelingsh lapshe.
[Tigurus] 7:41 am: It's your party ^ ^
[azari] 7:42 am: w00t.
[azari] 7:43 am: De diagnoshish of dish vonderful doctor ish....
[azari] 7:43 am: SCHIZOPARANOIMANIACBIPOLARDEPRESS DISORDER!
[azari] 7:44 am: Incurable. Shorry about dish.
[Tigurus] 7:44 am: Sounds fun
[azari] 7:44 am: Azari hands Tigurus a bill for $6000.
[azari] 7:44 am: Cash only.
[Tigurus] 7:44 am: Tigurus hands the bill to Kakaton
[azari] 7:45 am: glares expectantly at Kakaton .

Kakaton, the bill is in the mail. If you don't pay up within 4 business days (Monday to Thursday), I shall get my Pointy Stick of Doom and come after you.

*smiles sweetly*

Edit: Today, 2:43 PM
I made an avatar especially for Hellya and Leto.

Love to you. Of course.

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